正因為自己那34公分長的陽具困擾著,法爾康日前也因此自創了一首歌曲,取名就叫做《太大了》(It’s Too Big)。這首歌在4月16日於iTunes和CDbaby.com上架。歌詞裡寫到「聽說每一個男女,都想試試這個世界之最,若想要騎乘這頭猛獸,得必須打開你的嘴」(heard it from all the guys and every single freakin' girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,)
接著和聲唱著「太大了,你該死的那一根太大了!」(too damn big/It's just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It's too damn big.)據傳法爾康會創作這首歌,是想向男子團體「寵物店男孩」(Pet Shop Boys)致敬。